A Whole New Kind of Movie

Hey all, I've got a great idea for a slammin' new movie. It's about a ghetto dancer who meets an upscale ballet dancer. Then, for some reason they have to work together...there's a competition or some way to stay out of jail...I haven't really worked out the details but isn't this TOTALLY AWESOME? It'll be the melding of two cultures and art forms into something no one's ever seen.

First, it's gonna have a really hot female lead and second it'll have a really buff male lead. The real twist, though, is it'll be about an Asian breaker with a white ballet dancer (or some other shade of honkey - maybe Southern Europe, like Spain or something...Catalan...). The movie will have a totally awesome and original title too to highlight what it's about. My working title is Exzibit: A-Z-N.

So, also, the movie will have crazy good, almost racist dialogue. Like, when the 25 year old Asian dude I hire is in the white high school and shows off, then some white or oreo cheerleader will say "Damn, Banana smoothie is off the hook." Also, there will be mad good pick up lines. Like, dude will show up and insult ballet and the girl will say, "so you think you can dance? Catch me." And then the she'll run at the boy and when he catches her he'll say "What now?" as she starts to take off her top.

So, if you haven't figured out that I'm making fun of, and very upset with the new movie Step Up, which actually bothers to rip off a bunch of bad movies, then you should leave. But if you have figured that out and ask "what about Dirty Dancing" I respond: Dirty Dancing is OK because it was the first and it was made in the 80s.